aloha nico.

hallekiefer: warrennotg: Manager: “Ma’am, who is this queen of...

Thu, 17 May 2012 13:57:29 -0600

warrennotg:

Manager: “Ma’am, who is this queen of Disco?”

Customer: “Uh, Donna Summer?”

Nadine: “Now how do her name appear in a phone book?”

Customer: “Summer, Donna?”

Nadine: “Stretch it out now. Stretch it out”

Customer: “Summmma Donnnnna?”

Manager: “Loud and clear, now.”

Customer: “Summmmmmma Dooonnnnnaaa?”

Manager and Nadine: “Summma Donnnaa! That’s right. SIMMER DOWN NOW! That’s it, now get!”

Personally, I can’t think of a better way to be memorialized

edatrix: Jalapeño-Cheese Corn “Dogs” i should probably get a...

Tue, 15 May 2012 13:13:32 -0600

edatrix:

Jalapeño-Cheese Corn “Dogs”

i should probably get a deep fryer.

james-bliss: shana—e: femalerappers: Rye Rye - Dum...

Sun, 13 May 2012 20:10:54 -0600

james-bliss:

shana—e:

femalerappers:

Rye Rye - Dum Dum

YAAAASSSSSS

drinkyourjuice: Azealia Banks - Jumanji [interweber] “Real...

Fri, 11 May 2012 12:58:13 -0600

drinkyourjuice:

Azealia Banks - Jumanji

[interweber]

“Real bitch, all day, uptown, Broadway.”

Gonna miss all the Azealia Banks shoutouts to my neighborhood when I move in June.

julyshewillfly: This show got everything right last night. And...

Fri, 11 May 2012 10:56:33 -0600

julyshewillfly:

This show got everything right last night. And as a result, there was a lot of crying and smiling. I think this gif set is an accurate representation of that. As Sepinwall said in his review, “Excellent season. Great finale. Funny and touching in all the best Parks and Rec ways.”

fattiesdelight: Donut Hole Breakfast Skewers

Fri, 11 May 2012 09:41:53 -0600

fattiesdelight:

Donut Hole Breakfast Skewers

fancybidet: Robyn vs Salt n Pepa - Push it Fembot This is...

Fri, 11 May 2012 00:33:48 -0600

fancybidet:

Robyn vs Salt n Pepa - Push it Fembot

This is pretty much my favourite mashup.

matt-t: FIFTY SHADES OF FLAY: AN EROTIC THRILLER ABOUT A RED...

Fri, 11 May 2012 00:15:09 -0600

matt-t:

FIFTY SHADES OF FLAY: AN EROTIC THRILLER ABOUT A RED HEADED CHEF WHO COOKS UP HEAT IN THE KITCHEN AND BEDROOM

bobbyfinger: Kristen Wiig’s impersonation of Tan Mom is the...

Sun, 06 May 2012 22:35:52 -0600

bobbyfinger:

Kristen Wiig’s impersonation of Tan Mom is the only bit from last night’s SNL that I’ve seen, but it’s all I really need.

That awkward moment wherein you're facebook stalking someone, and you accidentally send them a friend request

Sun, 06 May 2012 00:21:29 -0600

Fits right in.

Fri, 04 May 2012 19:38:17 -0600

Fits right in.

postdubstep: Poledancing To The Weeknd“Man, if poledancing’s an...

Fri, 04 May 2012 00:50:11 -0600

postdubstep:

Poledancing To The Weeknd
“Man, if poledancing’s an art you know how many fucking artists I know?”

Very Useful

Fri, 04 May 2012 00:36:00 -0600

parislemon: Ladies and gentlemen, @jesselupini and I just discovered you can open beer with an...

jakefogelnest: Tweeting with my friend Mario.

Fri, 04 May 2012 00:26:04 -0600

jakefogelnest:

Tweeting with my friend Mario.

While I’m still not a chocolate chip cookie convert, these...

Fri, 04 May 2012 00:12:04 -0600

While I’m still not a chocolate chip cookie convert, these turned out pretty well.

[Cannelle et Vanille]

clubmonaco: Places in America Print With the weather warming...

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 22:44:39 -0600

clubmonaco:

Places in America Print

With the weather warming up, we’re pining for a road trip. This hand painted map of America lets you pin your path across the states.

While I’m sure someone thought this would a good idea, I...

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:39:46 -0600

While I’m sure someone thought this would a good idea, I can’t imagine this would make the online tax filing experience easier, or less irritating than it already is.

So many more opportunities for keying errors.

Helping Out Enjoli

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:30:03 -0600

Helping Out Enjoli: trainjuice: My roommate and your Internet buddy Enjoli has been hospitalized...

"The thing that sucks about those shows is that millions of black people look at them and can relate..."

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 18:49:51 -0600

“The thing that sucks about those shows is that millions of black people look at them and can...

sarazucker: loup charmant, typically known as a...

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 14:09:17 -0600

sarazucker:

loup charmant, typically known as a spring/summer/resort-focused line, is launching its first collection for colder weather for 2012. fall 2012 is a small collection, with pieces that work well together for lounge and day wear, including silk blouses and tops ideal for layering and great wool items, such as leggings, a thick wool wrap and a lightweight wool gauze scarf. since being introduced to the line last season, i’ve been drooling over her soft fabrics—this knitwear is only increasing that lust.

You call it resort, I call it comfort wear porn. I would wear all of this (ok, maybe not that black dress on the right).

Can’t decide what I like better: the grey drapey cape/poncho thing, or those sweats with the elasticised bottom hem.