Catnip for Lesbians

• Greg: How was Sam Ronson?
• Nico: Um it was fine until this chick got it in her head that I was interested. I think she thought I was really drunk. I'm not going to go all Katy Perry on your ass.
• Greg: Don't knock it till you try it.
• Nico: I'm just going to ignore that gem. It's my fault I was wearing that plaid shirt I like. That shirt is like catnip for lesbians.
• Greg: It's a hot shirt
• Nico: It is. But she was getting annoying. Eventually I just turned to her and said straight up: 'Look I know you think I'm really drunk, but I'm not - I'm just a bad dancer. Get off my ass'. I don't know who was more annoying, her or that couple that was mauling each other right next to me for the last hour of the show. Girl was so drunk she didn't even notice she was flashing half the bar.