Come over but only if I can bang you from behind.
An ACTUAL TEXT reader Madeline, 20, a student at Ohio State U., received. She writes, “Needless to say, I did not go over to his house to get so lovingly ‘banged from behind.’” (via juliaallison)
If only she could have gotten into Michigan she would have gone on to receive far better texts than she got at “the” osu… (via biteofpythias)
Wow, what a prude! That’s nothing. There is no joy in life like getting a little-bit-too dirty text that may make your cringe real quick but then puts a huge smile on your face.
I’m an advocate of going a little to far in texts and if they don’t flip, but laugh and enjoy it instead, then you have found yourself a true winner at life.
(via sarahchristine)
Exactly what I was thinking. If this is the worst text she’s received, her friends aren’t very creative.
Source: juliaallison
