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    21 Nov 2008

    What happens to your body if you drink a Coke right now

    mittenstategirl:

    thewayoftheworld:

    Have you ever wondered why Coke comes with a smile? It’s because it gets you high. They took the cocaine out almost a hundred years ago. You know why? It was redundant.

    • In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down.
    • 20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get its hands on into fat. (There’s plenty of that at this particular moment)
    • 40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dilate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your liver dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness.
    • 45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way.
    • >60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium.
    • >60 Minutes: The caffeine’s diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that you’ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water.
    • >60 minutes: As the rave inside of you dies down you’ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You’ve also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth.

    This will all be followed by a caffeine crash in the next few hours. (As little as two if you’re a smoker.) But, hey, have another Coke, it’ll make you feel better.

    http://www.healthbolt.net/2006/12/08/what-happens-to-your-body-if-you-drink-a-coke-right-now/

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      Damn you, reality!...Have you ever wondered why Coke comes with a smile? It’s because it...
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      I’m going to call bullshit on this timeline. First of all, there’s less than 100% of your daily sugar in a can of Coke....
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      Yikes, Erica maybe you should tell your avid Coke-drinking Dad about this.
    13. bryonmcdonald reblogged this from gregbrown and added:
      This is fascinating. I wonder how different Coca Cola is from all other soft drinks. It must be different, considering...
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      how about a mcd’s sweet tea, i wonder….
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      F_ing Coke… No more Coke for me. I never liked it that much anyway.
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      mmmmmm…..coke. Two a day keeps the shakes away! mikehudack:robot-heart:apsies:funtime:
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      I’ve been trying to fight a Coke/Pepsi-drinking habit I gained while in college. I think I’ll bookmark this page as a...
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      Have you ever wondered why Coke comes with a smile? It’s because it gets you high. They took the cocaine out almost a...
    24. theresjustthis reblogged this from alla1 and added:
      and THIS is why i dont drink soda…
    25. furrowedbrow reblogged this from gregbrown and added:
      The last thing I had. im in the irritable stage.
    26. writteninthestars reblogged this from fur-elise and added:
      Omg, if u put it this way..it’ll get me off coke for at least 2 weeks…:P
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      Well, damn! My brother drinks Coke a lot, like…way more than anyone should drink soda each day. I like Coke from time to...
    35. lumber reblogged this from thillythenny and added:
      i now know why i’m such a coke fiend. maybe i should just switch to the powder variety.
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      In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t...
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      alohanico:mittenstategirl:thewayoftheworld: Have you ever wondered why Coke comes with a smile? It’s because it gets you...
    39. whatsado reblogged this from leeshiebean and added:
      Never liked Coke. Never liked soda. Thank goodness.
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      The trick is that there are so many positive associations with drinking coke- childhood memories, the santa on the...
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      Have you ever wondered...Coke comes with a smile? It’s because it gets you high. They took...
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      Ugh, I need to quit.
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      I know for a FACT that I am addicted to caffine. Therefor I will reblog and read later….maybe I’ll read it then?
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      In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t...
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      Why I don’t drink soda!
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      This is why I don’t drink soda anymore
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      Well shit, what happens when you add Rum to the picture?
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      Yay! I’m still healthy though…
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