Anthropology degrees are good for nothing but boring the pants off people at parties
- Nico: Hey, could you come over here for a second?
- Coworker: What's up?
- Nico: Um, I can't quite figure out how to put the shelf brackets up
- Coworker: Are you serious?
- Nico: I tried a couple of different ways, but none of them seemed to work. I contemplated just ditching the project altogether
