Catching Up

• P: So who's this new dude?
• Nico: Um, he's football player
• P (snickering): Ok
• Nico: He falls into my loosely defined 'type'
• P: I guess, How did you meet?
• Nico: Through friends
• P: What does he look like
• Nico: Well, he kinda looks like a really burly overgrown child. There's no other way to describe it
• P: Wait, how old is he, can he grow facial hair?
• Nico: He's above the age of consent, I know that much
• P: First, that's like 14 in Alberta, and Second, you totally don't know do you?
• Nico: No clue. Don't think he knows I have a degree either
• P: In Anthropology. He probably doesn't even know what that is...
• Nico: To be fair, a lot of people don't quite understand anthro, and he's not a total idiot. He's in university at least
• P: Is he in first year, because that would make this so much better