Typical Canadian Career Path:
1.) Hating Toronto
2.) Moving to Toronto
3.) Wishing you could move to Vancouver
4.) Staying in Toronto
5.) Hating Vancouverfrom will ferguson’s ‘why i hate canadians’ book. he is canadian.
I’ll never hate Vancouver, but I wouldn’t want to live there permanently, I love Ontario, and I identify more as an Ontarian (?) than as a Canadian (moving to Alberta will do that to a person). I definitely used to hate Toronto growing up, but it was more because my mom worked there during the week, forcing me to live with my dad full-time.
Source: verbadjectivenoun
