cvxn:

cajunboy:

Football season is like two weekends away and I was just thinking that it might be fun to start a Tumblr fantasy football league

Okay, I’ve never done this before - tell me if I’m on the right track. I guess I’ll take CajunBoy as my quarterback (cuz he’s all brick shithousey and stuff), Mary Rambin as my tight end (apparently she likes taking it up the dumper), Tyler Coates as my center (beeyotch knows how to snap), FatManatee as my offensive guard (he might be fat, but Manatee can follow/unfollow with style), Baugher as my offensive tackle (because, duh), Cho as my running back (you know he already has the shoes), LookMom as my wide receiver (going that extra mile for stuff I can lazily reblog), Nick Douglas as my halfback (I hear that lil’ homegirl loves to play the field), and of course, these three are my spirit squad!

Frangry can dump the cooler of Gatorade Tumblr radar baiterade on Coach Karp’s head, Soup can do the play-by-play, and ION can do the color. I’m not what you’d call a footballist, but I’m sure there will be plenty of spots left on the team for Blagg, the YM boys, Brian Van and Sorgatz and his endlessly mockable aggressively masculine “lipsicle” (and he will get a proper trackback here only after he shaves it).

I’m leaving my half-time show in the capable hands of Nevver and Garfield Minus Garfield, and you better believe I’m watching the whole thing from the bar with Balk.

Wait… that’s not what you meant?