
“You’ll notice a difference after just one use,” said Michelle Baker, head of new product development. “Whether it’s your newborn’s more hardened appearance, the way he now approaches people with guarded skepticism, or just that look on his face that says, ‘Oh wait, maybe life isn’t all hugs and kisses and rainbows. Maybe I need to get my fucking act together.’” (via Johnson & Johnson Introduces ‘Nothing But Tears’ Shampoo To Toughen Up Newborns | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
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