Emmy: Are you gonig to that Mel C thing?

Nico: Probably not. I mean, I’d go if it was free, but I wouldn’t pay to see her.

Emmy: Well apparently David and Victoria Beckham are going to be there.

Nico: Really. How much are tickets again? No, I really don’t care that’s stupid. Besides I probably wouldn’t able to see her. It would totally be like thast episode of Family Guy where Chris starts dating Kate Moss and you can’t see her when she turns sideways…