Two Random Items Bought at Once
One day I went into a 7-11 for two things: Red Bull and Suave Shampoo for Men.
What two random items have you awkwardly bought at once point in your life?
A six-pound bag of pretzels and contact solution.
Me: Chapstick and condoms. Hold up. They actually go together.
A pack of cigarettes and puppy pads.
Polaroid film and condoms. Don’t judge me! Ha ha.
A shotgun and an alibi.
I just had to pick up one thing at the grocry store, so I offerd to get stuff for my roommate. She always hada grocery list started on our dorm room fridge, andshe ripped off the top sheet. I didn’t look at the sheet until I got to the grocery store, so I ended up going through the express checkout lanewith a jar of mayonnaise and a family pack of Trojans.
