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Two Random Items Bought at Once

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One day I went into a 7-11 for two things: Red Bull and Suave Shampoo for Men.

What two random items have you awkwardly bought at once point in your life?

A six-pound bag of pretzels and contact solution.

Me: Chapstick and condoms. Hold up. They actually go together.

A pack of cigarettes and puppy pads.

Polaroid film and condoms. Don’t judge me! Ha ha.

A shotgun and an alibi.

 I just had to pick up one thing at the grocry store, so I offerd to get stuff for my roommate. She always hada grocery list started on our dorm room fridge, andshe ripped off the top sheet. I didn’t look at the sheet until I got to the grocery store, so I ended up going through the express checkout lanewith a jar of mayonnaise and a family pack of Trojans.

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  1. thewordunheard reblogged this from sharingtime and added:
    chapstick and a pregnancy test.
  2. alohanico reblogged this from sharingtime and added:
    I just had to pick up one thing at the grocry store, so I offerd to get stuff for my roommate. She always hada grocery...
  3. wanderingjello reblogged this from peterwknox and added:
    toilet paper & spam (found the spam before the TP.. and was curious.. )
  4. sharingtime reblogged this from anjalouise and added:
    A shotgun and an alibi.
  5. wreckandsalvage reblogged this from anjalouise and added:
    chainsaw oil & a $5 bag of bit-o-honies.
  6. mintymouse reblogged this from peterwknox and added:
    Me: Chapstick and condoms. Hold up. They actually go together.
  7. dbg reblogged this from peterwknox and added:
    A courgette and some KY-jelly. (Not true, but I’ve always thought it’d be great).
  8. peterwknox reblogged this from zackshapiro and added:
    A six-pound bag of pretzels...contact solution.
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