This little hippie had a hand-drawn patch on her bag that read “Ask me about Darfur”. What I really want to ask her is “Why in God’s name are you wearing yoga pants in public when you’re clearly not headed to a class?”
Then she glared at me for taking a picture of her outfit.
Also, “Why are you such a smug twat?”
Second aside: Lululemon pants are essentially the official pants of the privileged white woman so take your “Ask me about Darfur”-attitude and shove it, thanks.
