Prank Calls
I hung up on my boss’ child three times today because said child is really not old enough to be using a phone unsupervised. I was in her office, and the phone kept ringing. Every time, I’d pick up there’d be no one there, I could hear muffled noises in the background, but not much else.
It was annoying because I was secluded in her office so as to avoid interruption, but there wasn’t much I could do. Thankfully, I didn’t resort to swearing, and I’m wont to do, but still. What is your child doing around the phone?
Not a toy.
I suppose it’s better than the alternative, having to actually talk to the child. I do not care for children, of any sort unless they’re incredibly quiet and able to entertain themselves for the most part. Being forced to talk to children on the phone is a fate worse than hell to me, it’s basically on par with putting me on the line with your cat.
I have zero interest in it. You child is probably boring, and I have work to do.