Sad thing I found of the day

Uncollected birthday cake, parsed and repackaged.

Do you wonder who’s birthday was missed when you take a bite? Does it taste bittersweet?

To be a birthday cake that never held candles, that is the saddest thing of all.

:(

(via jeffrock)

Heartbreaking, but look at it this way: if you haven’t been invited to a birthday party recently, this is your chance to still have the cake.  :-)

[inothernews]

If this existend anywhere near my workplace, my current healthy eating kick would be tossed out just like that. I would be 400 lbs, and happy.