Starbucks needs to tap the unemployed market.
Some ideas:
“Bum Juice” A fiesty blend of what drips off of all the used espresso and coffee grounds for 15 cents a cup, or all the belly button lint you can dig out.
“Low Self-Esteamed Milk” Because, really, you don’t deserve coffee.
“Johnny Come Latte” It’s fresher, costs less and is way more eager to do the job than you were.
“Bitter n’ Burnt” Drink how you feel with our regular house blend.
“Mockachino” A chilled beverage in a cool cup that says “Have fun at work, suckers, I’m going down to Coney Island to get drunk on the beach.”
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