aloha nico.

    19 Mai 2009

    caro: Since this just had to happen, here’s Gossip Girl’s e-mail account, screengrabbed from last night. You know you love me. XOXO. The juice: Neil Gabrielson’s family lost all their money [to] Madoff Chuck Bass thinks he killed his mother. Liz Edwards had to repeat the 2nd grade. Sarah Monteith steals her little brother’s Ritalin and sells it. Nate Archibald has a small… Blair Waldorf hooked up with Jack Bass on New Year’s Eve! Chuck Bass and that weird Brooklyn girl had sex. More than once. Serena van der Woodsen got fake married in Spain. Guess who saw Jenny Humphrey with no shirt on? Nate Archibald! And then he kissed her. Um, perv, much? Eric van der Woodsen dyes his hair. Serena van der Woodsen hasn’t spoken to her dad in years. No wonder the girl has lots of daddy issues. Why is Annie Leitenberg so skinny? She takes Alli before every single meal. Dan Humphrey wrote a tell all article about Chuck Bass’ dad, Bart. It never got published but still. How rude! Blair Waldorf stole a pair of sunglasses. Can you say klepto? Omg this is so sad! Nate Archibald was a squatter earlier this school year. He lived in his apartment with no… I hear Serena van der Woodson has an unhealthy obsession with all things Harry Potter. She totally crushes Ron Weasley. What an effing dork! [I’m guessing that’s an extension of the previous subject line] Blair had Chuck pretend to fall for Vanessa. Too bad Chuck actually, gulp, sort of fell for her?? Dan Hess has a porn problem. He’s addicted and it’s getting out of control. Um, Serena and Aaron Rose never had sex. What the hell is up with that? [Nate Archibald only got] into Columbia because his grandfather made a call. Gotta love nepotism!

    caro:

    Since this just had to happen, here’s Gossip Girl’s e-mail account, screengrabbed from last night. You know you love me. XOXO.

    The juice:

    • Neil Gabrielson’s family lost all their money [to] Madoff
    • Chuck Bass thinks he killed his mother.
    • Liz Edwards had to repeat the 2nd grade.
    • Sarah Monteith steals her little brother’s Ritalin and sells it.
    • Nate Archibald has a small…
    • Blair Waldorf hooked up with Jack Bass on New Year’s Eve!
    • Chuck Bass and that weird Brooklyn girl had sex. More than once.
    • Serena van der Woodsen got fake married in Spain.
    • Guess who saw Jenny Humphrey with no shirt on? Nate Archibald! And then he kissed her. Um, perv, much?
    • Eric van der Woodsen dyes his hair.
    • Serena van der Woodsen hasn’t spoken to her dad in years. No wonder the girl has lots of daddy issues.
    • Why is Annie Leitenberg so skinny? She takes Alli before every single meal.
    • Dan Humphrey wrote a tell all article about Chuck Bass’ dad, Bart. It never got published but still. How rude!
    • Blair Waldorf stole a pair of sunglasses. Can you say klepto?
    • Omg this is so sad! Nate Archibald was a squatter earlier this school year. He lived in his apartment with no…
    • I hear Serena van der Woodson has an unhealthy obsession with all things Harry Potter. She totally crushes
    • Ron Weasley. What an effing dork! [I’m guessing that’s an extension of the previous subject line]
    • Blair had Chuck pretend to fall for Vanessa. Too bad Chuck actually, gulp, sort of fell for her??
    • Dan Hess has a porn problem. He’s addicted and it’s getting out of control.
    • Um, Serena and Aaron Rose never had sex. What the hell is up with that?
    • [Nate Archibald only got] into Columbia because his grandfather made a call. Gotta love nepotism!

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