On mortification
- Coworker: Oh, what are you reading?
- Nico: It's nothing
- Coworker: Is it a self-help book? Because there's no shame in that, I read those too sometimes
- Nico: It's actually far worse, and probably a best-seller? It's a Twilight novella. It's called 'the short second life of bree tanner'
- Coworker: Right
- Nico: I'd be ok with it if you never brought this up again...
