March 2010
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I wish someone would invent a hollow necklace filled with embalming fluid so you...
– letters to the editors of women’s magazines by edith zimmerman
these are some of my favorite things to read on the internet.
(via folkinz)
that darn kat: The CW (spoilers if you didn't see... →
Melrose Place: Riley is starting to grow on me, but Ella remains my favorite. I like Jonah a little better because he has the good sense to want Ella. Heather Locklear should have asked Demi Moore for her plastic surgeon’s number, or just opted to age gracefully. She looks weird, and I hate her…
Every time I look at Heather Locklear’s face I find myself cringing. And why is it so...
Proms have become another site at which traditions of privilege are enforced,...
– Elle Gray (via gauntlet)
HELP : Where is Brianna Zani? →
Please reblog, tweet, etc.
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The worst part of being allergic to melons is that...
Lest you want to wake up the next day with a face so puffy that it looks like you’ve had some sort of work done.
The skin around my eyes is so tight from the swelling that it takes effort to blink.
I’m also late for work, because I woke up at 7:04 AM. My watch is also off by an hour, because I have yet to change it to accurately reflect DST, and I wore a different one yesterday. Did that stop...
We have experiences in which race and ethnic misunderstanding play a huge part —...
– I am Belligerent. — Fellow Crackers
Tumblr, thank you for that piecing together that awesome post title.
This argument really solidified why it’s important to argue against a distinction between “date-rape” and “rape-rape.” The distinctions in each and every instance of rape can come out in the...
Unable to run a mug shot, the CBS art department apparently decided it was just...
– Double X on the subject of a New Jersey man on trial for allegedly raping five of his daughters, impregnating three of them, and systematically terrorizing his family for years.
Who are these people
that lurk on facebook until some unsuspecting victim logs in for two seconds (too long I might add)? Constantly at the ready to pull me down into whatever inane relationship drama they’ve embroiled themselves in.
I swore I had turned fb chat off entirely because that was precisely the situation I’d tried to avoid in the first place. If we’re not close enough in the first place...
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Why DO people write/type in text speak?
therealestsocksinthegame:
ctrain:
Unless you literally did not learn to read anything except text messages and facebook status updates, how is it not a thousand times more difficult to read and comprehend? It took me a really long time to read Sammy’s Craigslist posts because there are so few real words. If you’re looking to put very little effort into communicating I would think real words...
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Ugh, this is such a white whine
but my cleaning lady broke a bottle of on of my perfumes on Friday and just peaced out without saying anything/leaving a note.
I kind of noticed something was off when I came home, because my bathroom smelled like my perfume, when I got home, and while the scent tends to linger, it’s not magic, and it dissipates within an hour or two. I figured she was curious and spritz it or whatever,...
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Hey Tumblr!
inothernews:
anonanimal:
kelsium:
hortenseg:
I think I will ask YOU a question today!
What is your secret shame album? Because I think it’s time you just get over the shame and rock out a little bit, to be honest with you. What are you trying to prove, Tumblr? Just get over it and, 8-Mile style, spin that shit.
Blink-182, Take Off Your Pants And Jacket.
Oh god, anything by the...