aloha nico.: Archive

Congratulations Fat Ass

Nico: I'm still so hungover right now, but I really want cake
E: That's random.
Nico: I'm really tempted to do something rash like just going to Safeway and buying a cake, so that I can have a slice (or five)
E: Ha. Alex would probably join you
Nico: Yeah, that would be awesome, but do they make you decorate it, or can you just buy it?
E: No clue
Nico: I'd probably pick 'Happy Birthday' or something - you know, a belated birthday gift to myself. This would be so much more acceptable if I were baked right now.

Sep 1st

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ESPN Report: High School Kicker dismissed by... →

Filed under stuff you can’t believe is still happening in 2008.

Sep 1st

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Sep 1st

I'm about to snap

G: Are you ok, you're sweating.
Nico: Fine, just kinda hungover.
 (family cuts in front of us)
Nico: Fuck! It's time like these when I really wish I had a taser.
G: and really cranky I see?

Sep 1st

I had totally forgotten how much I used to love...

Sep 1st

Meme - Classic Movies I've Never Seen

All of those in addition to Star Wars. shutupinternet: I’ve never seen the Wizard of Oz, Indiana Jones or Casablanca. Your turn Tumblr.

Sep 1st

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Sarah's Plain (But No Less Tall) Tale

Oh, I love a good scandal. cvxn: Click through for a must-read, via karion.

Aug 31st

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Aug 31st

Last Night

After Z-Trip, Dustin convinced us to go to this lame coke-addled hipster house party. The second I walked in, I wanted to turn around and peace because htey were all “yeah, we hot box our entire house, but could you take of you shoes and leave ‘em at the front?” The utter inanity of all the pseudo-intellectual conversation immediately made my eyes roll and my ears bleed. We...

Aug 31st

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Aug 31st

Ugh, I hate to be the only jaded one in the room

…but the Z-Trip set was completely and totally bunk. Totally mainstream crap. I don’t go to DJ sets to hear the same tired songs. I don’t care how much bass is involved, the shit was played out. The only reason I’m not totally saddedned is that I didn’t have to pay for it, but fuck, what a waste. Naturally, the crowd ate it up but I felt that he was playing to the...

Aug 31st

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Eyes on the prize

D: What are you up to tonight?
Nico: Uh, work thing. That involves getting drunk. I'm never the drunkest one there so it's cool.
D: Yeah
Nico: And, I won't be drinking wine tonight, so I'll still have a job on Monday.
D: Probably a good plan. You need to plan for the future, I want to be a kept man - someone's got to provide for the kids.
Nico: If by kids, you mean herd of Pomeranians, then yes. Eyes on the prize.

Aug 31st

Zodiac Killer's Identity And Weapon Uncovered? →

tmblg: willw: Wow, if you’ve seen Zodiac, watch this video. They may have found him.

Aug 31st

donnaroad: The Kooks: Kids (MGMT cover)

Aug 31st

Ah Yoga, you still know how to kick my ass

My arms are so sore I can barely hold my drink, let alone type a sentence.

Aug 31st

allpointsnorth: 5 Bands I Miss: Day 2 Death From...

Aug 31st

birthday bling

xandra: For my 26th birthday my wonderful bf Bahzad gifted me with three lovely necklaces. Actually, he claims that he read on Wikipedia that the 26th birthday is the “necklace birthday”, but I just did some googling and came up empty so I’m starting to think he made it up (prove me wrong, honey!) At any rate, they are the awesome! And perhaps slightly ridiculous? Take a look-see: and la...

Aug 31st

I'm sitting in my room, clothed in yoga attire,...

seriously comtemplating doing yoga before I go out? I’m a tool, who does yoga before they go out and get wasted at a work function? On the other hand I’ve got an hour and a half to kill with my lasagna baking to perfection in the oven.

Aug 31st

britticisms: “Lawncare” by Women It’s loud and...

Aug 31st