August 2008
July 2008
cyclists
Step 1: get a bell
Step 2: don’t bike on the sidewalk
“Very few people impress and awe me as I have lived here most of my life and work...”
– When someone prefaces an email like this, my “cuntrag” alarm goes off at full volume.
Clearly this person has never seen Danny DeVito with their own eyes like I have. CLEARLY. (via itsbedtime)
At the risk of sounding entirely ungrateful
Don’t tell me what I should or shouldn’t be grateful for. That’s a decision I alone can make
You’re right that it’s not something I would get for myself - because I have no interest in something like that
I don’t believe in this ‘it’s the though that counts’ bullshit. If you had put any thought into it, you would have gotten me something...
It's been two years
and somehow you figured that a good gift would be a spa package? Not to be an ungrateful bitch, but have you ever even seen me in a skirt in those two years, what makes you think I’m a spa kind of girl?
Streeter: Give Me Some Credit Edition
Overheard in line at the post office outlet in the Yonge-Eglinton Centre. Cashier: The total will be $21.94. (Customer hands over a credit card.) Cashier: Do you have a debit card? Customer: No. Cashier: Cash? Customer: No. Cashier: Debit card? Customer: Um, no. Cashier: No cash? No debit card? Customer: No. No. Cashier waits for a minute, then, gently: Debit card? (Silence.) Cashier: Fine.
(via...
How to Pronounce Designer Names Tutorial →
For the unenlightened.
Drums of Death - Ozzzy!
Just plain sick.
dazzlingdelta:
amandalynferri:
You’re No Rock...
Using your browser URL history to estimate gender →
soupsoup:
seriouslythough:
Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 100% Likelihood of you being MALE is 0%
(via lfar)
Well, I certainly browse gender-specifically.
What seemed really fucked up to me is that Ameritrade had one of the highest male to female ratios of the sites I visit. Women don’t trade stocks???
Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 41%
Likelihood of you being MALE is 59%
I think...
Pretty sure in my rush across the parking lot this morning that I stepped on a dead bird. I didn’t look back because I was running late and there was nothing I could do for it at that point, just saying.
I missed the bus again today
…and as the bus rolled by, the driver made eye contact with me as if to say ‘You know I’m not waiting for you so don’t try to catch me’. I can’t help but feel as though this has some deeper meaning.
“One of the benefits of being a narcissist is that I live in my own world and...”
– Tucker Max (via peterwknox)
Last night I had a revelation
I’m over it, if you are too.
Actually, scratch that. I don’t care if you’re over it.
I’m moving on, with or without you.
Sleater-Kinney - Turn It On
This song came on...
Have I mentioned that I collect unicorns?
Well, I don’t really but somewhere along the line that’s the memo that everyone else got. My Mom still occasionally sends me links to class unicorn collectibles sites and lets me know when she’s going to Swarovski and such.
As a child, I was easily taken by anything bright an shiny and I bought one lone unicorn at a garage sale. I liked it because it was glass and had bubbles...
Does anyone have creativity-boosting music to...
(via mareen)
Try The Presets’ most recent album, Apocalypso.