May 2008
The problem with short hair
…is that the hair just above your ears decides to rebel and grow faster and longer than the rest.
Just wondering...
jeralyndwile: What is the better vacation: Flying somewhere tropical and spending the entire week in the same resort….or going on a cruise that takes you to several different locations? Definitely the cruise. A cruise is like an all-you-can-eat buffet. If you really like something you can go back for seconds, or even thirds (in the formof another vacation). Resorts are played out.
BMX - Refero Beach BMX is an Australian quartet,...
it's Saturday. what should I do with myself?
foodinmouth: (via edatrix) eat until you fall down? Sleep in, go for a run, stop by work for a little bit, drink until you can’t stand up anymore. Sit down, and keep drinking until they kick you out of the bar because it’s closing, go on a late night drink-fuelled quest for the greasiest food possible. Oh, I’m sorry, that’s what I’m doing today. Do you do yoga?...
Multi-tasking gone awry
Britt: Did I tell you about the banana?
Nico: No,what happened?
Britt: I was skating to work and eating banana at the same time
Nico: Hold up, why were you eating and skating?
Britt: I was in a rush, ok?
Nico: Sure
Britt: So I'm skating, and it's going well and I'm almost there, but somehow my own foot gets caught under the wheel as I try to push off and I get thrown off the board - and the banana gets smashed into my chest
Nico: Brutal
Britt: Yeah, then this girl at work was all "Why are there little pieces of banana all over your shirt?" when I finally got there
“It’s written by guys, who happen to be gay, who are sluts.”
– Lauren Hutton, on SATC (via goldenfiddle)
The Torontoist: On Errors →
One of the most serious and most harmful blanket complaints levelled against blogs is that they are inaccurate—or, worse, that they are unconcerned with accuracy. We make no pretensions that we at Torontoist are now or can ever be flawless: while we have a copy editor, an editor, and an assistant editor, we have no full-time fact checkers, and no money in our budget for one in the foreseeable...
Your Debut Album
seriouslythough: missbrightside: sailingonthesea: poortaste: 1 - Go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band. 2 - Go to Random quotations: http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3 The last four words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album. If you want to do this again, you’ll hit refresh to...
this is just to say
jessicagoldharalson: I don’t care about that Lost show that is in the television screens and which you probably like if you use Tumblr Forgive me it seems pretentious so ridiculous and so contrived Ditto.
I don't like
biteofpythias: the 3 women who have saved half of the seats on the roofdeck for their party to arrive later. One guy just asked if he and his date could sit down until their party arrived and they said no bc then everyone would want to. You just know their party will order one round and leave… Entitled people ruin my day! I always tell people like that that this isn’t the back of the bus...
“Adam was but human - this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the...”
– Mark Twain
“It seems to me if you can’t trust, you can’t be trusted.”
– Ben Folds (via corley)
Dude, you're getting a Dell
Yesterday, the Dell techs came in, unannounced, to replace our aging infrastructure at work. They were supposed to start phasing out the old system June 1st or something, but apparently Dell didn’t get the memo. They stormed in, and I asked them if they could just give me 5-15 minutes to finish up what I had been doing on my terminal,and I got a brusque “No!”. I stood there in...
tuneage: The Virgins - “Private Affair”...
Someone managed to steal the tv from the exercise room in my building again - normally I wouldn’t care all that much but my iPod is dead, so I was planning on watching CNN. I don’t really understand why someone who lives in my building would stoop so low - it’s not like they’re hurting for money. I’m especially dumbfounded as to how they got past security (I live in...
WatchI want to go to this. My latest obsession is yoga-based vacations.
ColorFlip.com →
(via hrrrthrrr)
Next logical step
I just got back from the gym, so obviously the next logical step is to put on some more appropriate clothing so that I can go to the grocery store behind my house and buy ice cream (and coffee, because I’m sick of drinking tea in the morning and buying coffee at work). I’ll shower when I get home again and eat ice cream in bed naked.
Things I hate (part 2)
mzchristine: When people (in my job) ask me everyday what are they going to eat for lunch. Every. Single. Day.I’m sorry but how the fuck am I supposed to know what You want to eat? You tell me shit. Keep asking and I’ll keep saying snarky responses like eat shit. We’re grown ass people and they’re older than me, figure it out dammit! I’m no one’s fucking nutritionist or personal chef. ...
Where to Take a Girl on a First Date...Rape →
lenachen: thewordunheard: This makes my skin crawl, and makes me want to fucking puke. Basically, it’s an article full of circle-jerking assholes saying “Here are thoughtful and thorough responses on how I’d commit egregious, horrendous, selfish violations of other people’s rights. Not that I actually would - or have, heh heh!” To anyone who doesn’t think we’re living in a patriarchy: WAKE...
passing-time: Junior Boys- In the Morning
Sensitivity Training
One of the girls at work just told me about how one of her boobs fell out of her dress at grad and I laughed in her face. I was laughing so hard I actually had to excuse myself to catch my breath.
“Everything is a self-portrait. A diary. Your whole drug history’s in a strand of...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (Diary) (via luxuriousvulgarity) (via mathewparkin)
I have to go to Lululemon today. My favourite yoga pants are getting to be a little too big and there’s nothing worse than baggy spandex. Somehow, my steady diet of soy ice cream, sherbert, and pizza, washed down with beer and allergy pills has resulted in my losing 15 lbs. Of course, I have no idea what I’m going to get, because I hate the majority of their pants. I only ever really...
sarahchristine: gooneruk: Somehow, while being out after work yesterday meeting a few friends and then my girlfriend for a couple of drinks, I forgot to eat. As I didn’t get home until gone 11, I didn’t bother then either. This seems to be a purely male thing. My boyfriend “forgets” to eat too. How do you do that? I never “forget” to eat. Occasionally I may really not have any time at all to...
Shades of Green: Decoding Eco Fashion's Claims -... →
For those who want to look chic while saving the planet, there are more green fashion choices now than ever before. The trouble is it’s hard to figure out which clothing really makes a difference. Though everyone from Barneys to Target sells clothes that claim to be green, there’s no one standard for Earth-friendliness. “There are standards for growing organic cotton or for parts...
