November 2008
Conversations with coworkers about questionable...
Nico: So you're going out tonight right?
A: Yeah, with Parker
Nico: Could you do me a favour? Keep your top on this time...
A: That was a one-time thing
Nico: I could easily see it happening again
The impossible pairing: Wine and Halloween candy →
because being around that many screaming children will require a stiff drink.
My favourite?
Chardonnay + Candy Corn
Halfassing it is in itself an art form, people.
Hez: what's yr costume?
Tyler: i don't have one
Tyler: i'm a jehovah's witness this year
Hez: sweeeet
Hez: make sure to add some spittle to the corners of your mouth and make your eyes go all hyperthyroid and crusadery
October 2008
The person we are with our parents is not the person we are with our girlfriends...
– –Julia Allison True that. (via frangry)
Women Charged More for Identical Health Insurance ... →
Apparently we’re more likely to seek medical treatment.
Texan jailed after 2 ate from 1 plate →
sarahchristine:
He refused to pay the additional $7.00, times are tough but that’s ridiculous. And he must have been a total asshole for them to call the police on him. His girlfriend should maybe reconsider their entire relationship.
When keeping it real goes wrong.
I thought I was being clever.
Me: are you going to watch the marathon?
Coworker: No no no
Me: Did someone try to make you go to rehab?
Coworker: rehab...for what
Me: Nevermind.
netflix for books →
thestripperhatesyou:
alohanico:
pinkhotel:
paperbackgirl:
my brain is exploding right now. this is amazing.
Oh.My.God. I’m actually speechless.
Boo, US-only, but exciting nonetheless.
Ok. What is the point of paying for this service twice? I mean you pay your taxes and tuition and exchange for the use of uhm, what are they called, libraries I think?
Unless you live in Alberta...
netflix for books →
pinkhotel:
paperbackgirl:
my brain is exploding right now. this is amazing.
Oh.My.God. I’m actually speechless.
Boo, US-only, but exciting nonetheless.
Scary!
sarahchristine:
I’m not that big on Halloween. I was wanting to dress up as Dolly Parton… but yeah, not anymore. But really, I don’t like wearing costumes, I don’t like cheesy stuff, I don’t like scary movies. I really really don’t like slutty costumes, if I could think of a funny costume, I would maybe want to do that. I like pumpkins though, and seeing other people dressed up and being crazy,...
Secrets
P: Who was that random Hollister-wearing frat boy lurking on you, like hello, obviously not interested right?
Nico: We're sort of dating
P: He seems nice, well I couldn't really tell from afar but, um yeah.
Nico: It's ok. It's kind of on the DL anyway.
NIKE GO’S TO EUROPE on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
Jason Hernandez, Justin Brock, Grant Taylor, David Clark, and Daryl Angle work on Nike’s upcoming AM video, due out in April 2009.
highlarious
dontshushme:
notcaragh:
Today when I was peeing at work I thought of the greatest name for a gay, black male porn star:
Blow-J Simpson.
Rosa sat so Martin could walk. Martin walked, so Obama could run. Obama is...
– Overheard on NPR. Think about that for awhile. (via trappedintime) (via booksarebetterthanboys) (via ineedtoo) (via soupsoup) (via seriouslythough)
the meantime girl
onemoretimewithfeeling:
alohanico:
skysignal:
Ladies, after crying over this, read about “The Meantime Boy.” It’s a slightly better perspective.
Yep, it’s all about balance.
the meantime girl
skysignal:
She’s the one you call when you’re bored or sometimes when you and your significant other had a fight because she makes you laugh. She’s the one you talk to when you’re feeling down because she’s willing to lend an ear and be a friend. She’s the one you spend time with between buddies, before you find “The One”. You know the one who hangs around in the meantime. She’s too laidback,...
How did YOU discover tumblr?
mascarah:
I was talking with some fellow tumblrs the other day and was not surprised to learn that most of us found tumblr via the Julia-Jakob-Gawker love triangle.
I’m interested to know..who/what introduced you to tumblr? When is your tumblr anniversary?
Mostly the aforementioned love triangle as well, but I also read Lena Chen’s tumblr long before I signed up. MY tumblr anniversary...
Beauty is how you feel inside, and it reflects in your eyes. It is not something...
– Sophia Loren