(via nudawn)
There is no deeper reason. I wasn’t abused. I don’t have a dark secret. I wasn’t mugged by a baby. I just don’t want kids.
I couldn’t not buy this.
Dear creepy man on the bus,
Don’t let the fact that we’re both wearing sunglasses delude you into thinking I can’t tell you’re eye-fucking the shit out of me.
Try to put these things I accomplished today in ascending order of amount of time wasted
- Work I was supposed to do yesterday, but didn’t get to because I wanted to arrive late, and also leave early.
- Deliberating over whether to get glittery OPI shades, or something seasonal from essie via multiple visits to each website, and finally, an in-person consultation.
Everything bagel everythinggggggggg
amaze.
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