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thatpettyblackgirl:

Me: OMG IM STRESSING OUT I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO AND IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME 

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lifesgrandparade:

60% of Dear Prudence letters are like “My wife thinks my casual murder of hitchhikers on the highway is ‘disgusting’ and ‘criminal,’ and a betrayal of the 6th commandment, but SHE was the one who told me to get new hobbies. I feel like this is really putting the marriage to the test.”

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cat-pun:

not knowing the name of a meme and having to describe it in google like a fucking animal

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Q:adding to the black pepper spicy discourse i have a white friend who ate a burger king chicken fry and started crying because it was too spicy

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butchwilliams:

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This is me. Like if it would be too spicy to give to the elderly/person with a heart condition, then it’s too spicy for me and my delicate sensibilities.

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Male fantasies, male fantasies, is everything run by male fantasies? Up on a pedestal or down on your knees, it’s all a male fantasy: that you’re strong enough to take what they dish out, or else too weak to do anything about it. Even pretending you aren’t catering to male fantasies is a male fantasy: pretending you’re unseen, pretending you have a life of your own, that you can wash your feet and comb your hair unconscious of the ever-present watcher peering through the keyhole, peering through the keyhole in your own head, if nowhere else. You are a woman with a man inside watching a woman. You are your own voyeur.

Margaret Atwood, The Robber Bride (via sealedtome)

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i can’t uncouple these in my mind

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PITCHFORK: Gavin Russom

brittjulious:

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I had the honor of speaking with Gavin Russom of LCD Soundsystem in her first interview about her transition. Read her as-told-to here. 

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I'm the terrible sort of person who gets legitimately upset that their CSA doesn't take AmEx . I'm a beer snob and baseball nerd, though I take issue with the #NATITUDE hashtag on principle. I'm all for stopping to get coffee even though I'm already mad late.

I had a brief love affair with Android, but I'm back in the clutches of Apple, ATM

Find me on last.fm, g+ (I mostly post wallpaper and Android phone setups, so whatevs), rdio, twitter, 4sq, and flickr

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