Do you have a faux leather bustier? Oh, you don’t? Weird, because I do! I got it at four in the morning on NastyGal! I regret it a lot, but didn’t return it because I am an awful person who would rather waste $30 than communicate with people at the post office!
Truer words have never been spoken. See also: The part about chambray shirts.
“I own four chambray button-downs because I love chambray button-downs and also because I’m stupid. I keep buying them! And, like, fancy Madewell ones! What is wrong with me! Here’s the deal: I know what I like and what looks good on me, and it’s so easy to just keep buying more of those things. But, damn, a girl only needs so many knitted sweaters, tight skirts, and chambray shirts, you know? Just because you like something, doesn’t mean you need eight of it. ”
Confession - I own more that four, and I may have also bought a new one today :(